Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service want to visit your home, give you a home check on fire safety and supply and fit smoke alarms (where appropriately).  And they want to do it at absolutely zero cost to you - completely free.

Take advantage of this service by calling 0800 555 815 or visiting www.manchesterfire.gov.uk - I will be.

Update: I registered via the website and they’ve just sent me a letter asking me to call 0800 555 815, so you might as well call the number in the first place and save the Fire Service the cost of sending you a letter.